Psy Daddy Father's Day Playlist

Father’s Day Aerobics Playlist (Aqua Boot Camp)

Finding a Father’s Day Playlist for Aerobics was much harder than I thought. Unlike searching for mom songs, which offered a variety of songs in different genres, many upbeat and full of happiness (think Paul Simon’s “Loves Me Like a Rock” or the classic Smokey Robinson “Shop Around”), dad song playlists were all mostly slow…

How to Use Bathroom in Brazil

Olympics 2016: How to Use the Bathroom in Brazil

Now that I’m back from Brazil, the biggest question I get is “will Brazil be ready for the Summer 2016 Olympics?” The question is spawned by talks of impeachment. Yes, the house voted to impeach President Dilma while we were there, but very democratically-it still has to pass the Senate (for context—the US has had two…

Dear Inner Voice-You're Fired

Dear Inner Voice, You’re Fired!

Dear Inner voice, Your employment with me, as discussed during the termination meeting earlier today, is terminated, effective immediately, because you are a complete f#%king a$$h*le. As your employment file reflects, you were originally hired as an entry level Internal Risk Management and Communications Adviser, primarily to protect me from danger, to help me with…